neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

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wildfoxwithowleyes:

Photo by @gavinwithey from some weeks ago! 👌

wildfoxwithowleyes:

Photo by @gavinwithey from some weeks ago! 👌

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purplebuddhaproject:

Purple Buddha Project Kickstarter - Upcycling Metorites

purplebuddhaproject:

Purple Buddha Project Kickstarter - Upcycling Metorites

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missdanidaniels:

OH MY GOD YES

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vehicles36:

Norway,Atlantic Ocean Road

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bumazing:

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Fucking love these cutoffs

bumazing:

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Fucking love these cutoffs

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Grown Ass Man - Brantely Gilbert

Grown Ass Man - Brantely Gilbert

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Who am I to you? Anonymously leave a fruit or two in my inbox.

  • Apple: I haven't really taken notice of you so far.
  • Honeydew: You fascinate me.
  • Banana: You annoy me.
  • Mullberry: Mostly I tolerate you on my dash.
  • Cherry: You make me uncomfortable.
  • Orange: I love your blog, but I'm not very interested in you personally.
  • Grapefruit: I don't care so much for your blog, but I'm rather interested in you as a person.
  • Kiwi: Love your blog, equally interested in you as a person.
  • Pineapple: I think about you even when I'm not on tumblr.
  • Rasberry: I'm not even aware I'm re-blogging from you when I do.
  • Strawberry: I wasn't even aware I was following you. How did that happen?
  • Mango: I wouldn't mind talking to you if you ever messaged me, but it's not that big of a deal to me.
  • Apple: I would really like to talk to you, but I never will initiate it.
  • Guava: I have no interest in talking with you on here.
  • Blueberry: Sometimes, I like and re-blog posts from you just to get your attention.
  • Cantaloupe: I often avoid liking and re-blogging your post so I don't draw your attention.
  • Watermelon: I'm not very interested in you or your blog, I'm just too lazy to unfollow you.
  • Elderberry: I've anon-ed you something personal before.
  • Pumpkin: I've anon-ed you a compliment before.
  • Kumquat: I've anon-ed you hate before.
  • Lemon: Never anon-ed you before, probably won't again.
  • Lime: We've never talked and I prefer to keep it that way.
  • Papaya: We used to talk but we don't anymore and that makes me sad.
  • Rhubarb: We used to talk and we don't anymore and I prefer it that way.
  • Tangerine: We talk on here sometimes and I want it to continue.
  • Plum: Meh.
  • "meh"

californianhappytaurus:

badtvblog:

There’s a job out there for all of us

Greatest post of all time

Mall santa

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